30 Ridiculous things TO DO this week
We leave for a 3000 mile road trip across the southern United States in 8 days.
This is my to do list for this week. There is no rhyme, reason, or order to it.
As you will soon see, my life is pretty weird.
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1. Call back local vet dude that is expert on Rwandan Mountain Gorillas
2. Get www.daveforddoesearth.com switched from Blogspot to WordPress so the website can be vastly improved
3. Find guy that will logo the minivan for the cross country trip
4. Get DaveFordDoesEarth logo made (think silhouetted Afroman holding a four color earth in the palm of his hand)
5. Submit article about Ayahuasca in Bolivia to “The Baltimore Sun” travel section
6. Upload all videos to www.lonelyplanet.tv
7. Secure incredible videographer to travel with me to Africa
8. Find funds for incredible videographer to travel with me to Africa
9. Hang out with a very nice girl that I met on a mountain in Peru
10. Hang out and reconnect with the BV show and Dave (ironic as I share a room with the two of them). We have gone through a bit of a rough patch.
11.Work out arrangements with to hang out with my friend(s) Charlie (Nashville), Lisa and Joe (Pagosa Springs, Colorado), and possibly friends of friends Bubbles and Candy (New Orleans) on the cross country trip.
12. Get brakes fixed on 1993 Mini Van
13. Caddy at Bushwood Country club for some loot as I am brokealicious
14. Talk on the phone my my friends Bowdo and Rikki at three o clock in the morning about taking over the blogging world.
15. Make movie about silly tennis tournament that I played in this week
16. Move out of the Betty Ford Clinic “aka my sisters house” where I have been living during weekdays for the last two weeks.
17. Stop and smell the roses! Because damn they smell nice…
18. Help my friend Steve destroy the basement of his new house with sledgehammers
19. Get more people to subscribe to DaveFordDoesEarth.com through the free backpack giveaway. hint, hint….put your email in the white box on the top of the blog
20. Think about getting a haircut then decide not to as to pursue Jon Bon Jovi hair circa 1988.
21. Hang out with the crazies in Fells Point (downtown Baltimore) on Halloween
22. Have dinner with Bob Carter my new web/blog consultant.
23. Play Australian rules football and kick two goals
24. Have a budget meeting with my business manager (aka my Mom) where as she will tell me that I am spending too much money.
26. Work on my new Facebook group (daveforddoesearth.com) that already has 126 members.
27. Get together with my friend Dave Hill to see if he has any bright ideas as to how I should execute the video component of my cross country trip. Right now I am a bit stumped.
28. Have internal dialog with myself about whether or not I am crazy for having a to do list like this
29. Start making preparations to move out of Garaj Mahal
30. Get Port o Pot from the “Garaj Mahal Ball” out of the garage because it is starting to stink.
31. Schedule time with my boy Steve Huber to get loads and loads of sweet new music on our iPods for the Roadtrip.
- October 28th
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Where are the bushwood stories? I heard there was a werewolf, a crazy guy, a skinny punk who gives orders, an Azerbaijani with an anteater, and a real, non animated version of Ace and Gary from SNL.
LOL@ “Ace and Gary”. Dave, my favorite is #12. Me thinks it should go up to #1.
i prefer #14.
dave, i love reading your entries, but please, take this suggestion:
Minimize the usage of “ridiculous,” “my boy,” and “good buddy.”
It would make your writing that more professional and interesting!
I just wanted to update everyone to let you know that I am crushing my to do list!
I have added an extra:
#32- Use more compelling words to describe my wonderfully interesting compadres in my to do lists.
If you’ll excuse me, I need to go and do some things.
DF
Dave can call me his boy anytime. Whats wrong with ‘ridiculous’?
#33 - Work on my net game
#33b. Play on my network.